Hello there! Let’s get this going.

It’s taken longer to get this week’s program rolling than it takes me to grow a beard.

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The table piled higher and higher with empty bottles as I sat down to prepare the News segment this week. As I went through the last eight years, making an inventory of the steady decline, I found myself sinking drink after drink to keep the temper down.

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Is this really the end of the year? We’re already to the end of 2008?

There’s frigid air beyond the studio windows and a soft layer of insulating fat around my belly, so it must be winter.

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Los Angeles is burning down, and somehow I’m not surprised.

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We saw the first light of dawn on Wednesday morning, a glimmer of hope on the horizon as we woke up from the last eight years of our national nightmare.

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November 2008 Timothy Jordan Show Voters’ Guide

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Just a few more days until this election is over. A few scarce days left until Sarah Palin can go home to Alaska and fulfill her true destiny: getting mauled by an enraged, oil-soaked caribou.

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In just three weeks it’ll be time for our listeners to do their civic duty and step up to the polls.

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Welcome to the new Sunday evening edition of the Timothy Jordan Show News. We’re really excited about this change, but it comes a little too late from the perspective of the News staff.

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You just heard enough about it so, the less said by me about last night’s debate, the better.

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