Los Angeles is burning down, and somehow I’m not surprised.

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We saw the first light of dawn on Wednesday morning, a glimmer of hope on the horizon as we woke up from the last eight years of our national nightmare.

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November 2008 Timothy Jordan Show Voters’ Guide

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Just a few more days until this election is over. A few scarce days left until Sarah Palin can go home to Alaska and fulfill her true destiny: getting mauled by an enraged, oil-soaked caribou.

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In just three weeks it’ll be time for our listeners to do their civic duty and step up to the polls.

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Welcome to the new Sunday evening edition of the Timothy Jordan Show News. We’re really excited about this change, but it comes a little too late from the perspective of the News staff.

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You just heard enough about it so, the less said by me about last night’s debate, the better.

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A visitor to the Fortified Mountain Compound earlier this week was taken aback by something hung prominently in one of our more open public spaces, an American flag. A member of the cultural left, she was uncertain how to react to such a bold display of raw patriotism.

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I’ll warn our listeners right out front here that there’s not going to be much politics talk tonight. Quite frankly, I’m just too disgusted with the inability of the major media outlets to use the word “lie”.

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The Republican National Frat Party came to a conclusion last night while I was watching online videos of dogs jumping on trampolines. We got rid of the television in the Fortified Mountain Compound right around the time when the major cable media outlets all started looking like Fox News.
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